Jesús is now on the 3-day disabled list.

The Red Sox play tomorrow. 

The only acceptable instance of food-related ballpark violence:

Rodgers should shut up & go quietly to the team owner to solve this, not air his grievances to the public.

Marchand? The guy who in 2012 skated past the Canucks bench miming hoisting the cup? The face licking guy? Now he’s Emily fucking post?

That really turned the momentum around. Boston scored just as much in the last six minutes after the fight as they did in the 54 before it.

Yah they get boners for dumbfucks who can't play clean. Biggest asshole in the league gets a lot of attention from DOPS yeah what a shocker. 

Classy...”Hey Bro, you can dock my boy 20 games, but the next head shot, i dont care who that broski is, he better get at least 21 games.”

What will set Wilson apart is that he’s a repeat/recent(!) offender. 3 suspenstions in 105 games is pretty stupid. There just aren’t any other players like him out there to compare to. Maybe Gudas, Marchand or Rinaldo?

Wrong. Like, not even close.

Gruden’s rationalizations are so ridiculous I expect him to reveal that Mack was traded for eating his peas one at a time.

He looks like Conor McGregor after a month at sea.

What the fuck are you talking about?

It’s not that most cops are bad people. It’s that when they kill somebody, nothing fucking happens. 

My state is one of those where 60+% of the legislative power is held by less than half the electorate. So, if by “your state” you mean the people who’ve set it up so that half my neighbor’s votes count for less, then you’re right. But they don’t represent most of us.

CTA train beer or Metra? Cause for some reason a CTA train beer is sad and whiffs of alcoholism but a Metra train beer is like the only way to ride.

jesus christ drew.  How about some warning before JJP finger shot.

Okay, fine. I’ll finally admit that he’s the best Adam Jones in professional sports.

There’s just so much here. Part of the reason this situation feels so odd and unprecedented is because, as the letter alludes to, this is an extremely nuanced situation that is being handled in the court of public opinion- a court that is famously bad at handling nuance.