Nailed it. I’m interested in seeing interesting things being built, I’m not interested in having my intelligence insulted.

Everything wrong with vehicle shows.

The four harmonicas must be in different keys, right?

It’s, like, layered misogyny. Raucously negating a female who is speaking in support of a female.

They loved him in Nebraska, too. I won’t forget when he had an amazing punt against the Huskers and left the field petting Faux Pelini’s imaginary cat.

Hence her certainty that playing “y u hurt me again, loud black man?” would only serve to make her even stronger.

Sweet jesus, how great is that GIF?

Isn’t that from Lesson 1 of the Trump U syllabus?

I know that when I’m hiring someone for my own company, my first inquiry is not “are you competant? Are you qualified?” Instead it’s “are you interesting??”

Out of the NFL? It’s not like he smoked pot.

Shoulda taken the guy who smoked weed in a gas mask.

Thanks for the warning. I was about to check the account out in hopes they shared my enthusiasm for squirtguns.

Type of boyfriend every girl want.

God, I couldn’t imagine how embarrassing that must have been. I mean, being identified as, “RealMarlinsFan”? Just kill me.

Dollars to dog nuts, “study and find work” will be Trump’s new campaign slogan in 2 days. Of course, you’ll probably have already shared it with him tonight over caviar.

replace “study and find work” to “physically dominate children” and I think you’ve nailed it!

Blink-182 had the same problem, if I remember correctly.

This made me think: If you don’t celebrate birthdays and no one ever told you how old you are, what age would you think?