Ludicrous!

Essentially

As an OKC native and fan from the start, this disgusts me.

I like you, even if your life revolves around burritos.

History

Shame! Shame! Shame!

It's like an erotic version of Big Sur!

Rapid Wien. That is all.

Haha, that makes sense. I'd much rather have a hatchet than a whistle or can of pepper spray. You should give it a badass name like they do for their swords in Game of Thrones.

You’re lucky you’re a cute Canadian girl! As an extremely mediocre looking American man, I got pulled over in Santa Cruz at which point they saw the hatchet in my car and straight up arrested me because the blade was longer than 3 inches. Luckily all I had to do was show up to court so they could tell me to read up on…

There is nothing secret about Kim Kardashian.

Shoulda known I wouldn't be the first to post that. Lol. Life in the grays....

Yet he is completely competent enough to purchase a firearm.

I thought What Would You Do was the show on Nickelodeon where you pick shitty prizes from a goofy numbered wall.

First Aid Kit isn't the kinda music I'd normally listen to when partaking in MDMA. But you do you. Respect!