I’m totally cool lying to a foreign government, especially a corrupt one. His allegiance is to the stars and bars, not crooked ass Brazil. But, man, if it’s true he did it to keep his chick from finding out, that’s a bad look. There are levels of chick you obstruct justice over. Kate Upton, Emily Ratajkowski, Betty…

Eh, Trump (Donald I mean), lowered the bar in the first place. And considering Ivanka is an active part of his campaign, she’s fair game. So I’m fine with this personally.

Name ten? Okay. From now on ten is to be called Steve.

“Nothing a new D battery can’t fix.” -Phillies fans

Well researched. Well written. If your out of the job next week you should send this to Algaezeera. They’d love it.

It’s not the first time a shirtless male has been around a group of Cardinals.

Senator Larry Craig doing your audio?

“We’re reloading, not rebuilding ... this remains an extremely amazing and luxurious bullpen.”—Randy Levine

The (one, only) moment when Roger Goodell is the better of the two men talking.

“He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a slimy con man.”

Trump breathes oxygen like the rest of us but he exhales pure bullshit.

If not for that middle sentence I would swear you were referring to Goodell...

I’m starting* to think Trump is a pathological liar. He constantly lies about trivial things, his lies are instantly and easily exposed, yet he continues on as if nothing happened. Take for instance all the supposed speakers at the convention. Right after he says Big Ben and Tebow will be there, it’s immediately shot…

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

If there’s any justice, it’ll be Sale first. Anyone so stupid to say what he said about the LaRoche kid is a blithering idiot.

The most telling part of the whole week for me was Paul Manafort’s interview on MSNBC in which he said that women are concerned that their husbands can’t afford to pay the family bills. In 2016, this is why he said women will vote for Trump.

Of course not. LOL.

Good kinja, or you eat your mom’s ass in Indy.

Tom Brady’s last option to overturn his four-game suspension was to try and take the case to the Supreme Court, but instead, he’s ending his battle against the NFL.

The answers to both of your questions are literally in the first sentence of the article.