Swing and miss, son.

It’s like MLB is being run by the shit-stripers front office.

Actually, one could argue Mookie Betts was a more MVP than Trout, just last year. I’m not suggesting Betts is a superior player, given Trout’s body of work, including this season’s crazy early numbers, but deep breath.

We have paged Tim Salmon.

Actually, Strickland landed as well. But SF so, zzzz.

Fuck that and fuck Harper.

I smell NY poontang.

Dead Ailes? It’s a start.

He gone!

I care equally about this pair’s every thought.

Floyd punches chicks. As seen on deadspin.

A revolution against the knuckle-dragging, Russian cocksucking righties.

Clinton won by more than 3 million votes.

Ellsbury, tho.

But one football was .000000001 PSI over, maybe.

Was the shark humiliated, or is the person who tweeted that shit a fucking retardo?

Goddam it, pay these people.

Hmmm. It’s almost as though the Mets suck.

Documentation. Fucking tool.

Scoreboard, sweetheart.