I’m just saying, I don’t remember California bordering Mexico before OBAMA became president!

So many of these statements and arguments can be boiled down easily to “I can’t be as rich and successful if they change the system that helps me thrive.” It’s just super sad to me that these coaches defend their own interests at the expense of their players’ interests and lack the self-awareness to recognize the…

duuuude. dealership, dude

When people swing out the opposite way to make a turn. You aren’t towing a trailer, and you’re coming into my lane. Fuck off.

“I’m so sick of these athletes daring to express their opinions! For more analysis, let’s go to Fox News commentator Curt Schilling!”

Given the world we live in, just be glad it’s not “Under Secretary of State for Arms Control and International Security Affairs Charlie Weis Jr”

I’m just here to comment on this guy wearing cuff links the wrong way.

Next up was Jom Tomsula, who gave the Pope a used pool skimmer and a box of Hamburger Helper.