speaking of the good end of the ribeye, you can buy just the rolled up end part, its incredible https://www.seriouseats.com/2012/05/meet-the-ribeye-cap-the-tastiest-cut-on-the-cow.html

“The way you know a person isn’t eating literal shit pizza is because no one would ever eat literal shit pizza. I think you can probably deduce that the moment it’s said.”

They yell Kuuuuuuch, sound like a boo sometimes

It’s Rand McPherson from PCU

I used to use pill pockets, bar S hot dogs are super cheap and do the trick. You can pre-cut into appropriate lengths and store in fridge. My dog needs 3 pills, twice a day so everything else adds up