I guarantee you that most Pats fans didn’t bother to read the fucking thing before crying out ESPN FACKIN’ HATES THE PATS

I wouldn’t say I was “fat”, but my wife and best friend cornered me over the holidays and said “you are looking fat, lose weight”. My protestations were met with “Yeah, you are”.

I don’t believe the US would want other nations to have any B-52's.

“Very Tom Hardy” as in we can expect him to only mumble five or six lines of dialogue over the course of the movie?

Thanks. Best of luck to you as well. We can only do our best.

You folks are the best. Much appreciated. I’m going to make today the day I stop.

I want to follow up. That reddit thread is great, and I am going to try to make today the day to stop. It’s as good as any.

Heading over now, thanks!

Many thanks for the kind words.

I smoke a shit ton of weed. No issues there.

Thanks very much for the response. I’ve found over time that the folks here on Kinja are very supportive, and it’s one of the only places I know where people talk about sobriety and they are proud of it. I’m hoping to get there one day.

I will look into those, thanks.

that play call that lost the Seahawks the 2014 Super Bowl

My mother died at 54 from alcoholism related health decline. I am turning 40 at the end of this year and cannot stop thinking about this fact. As much as I enjoy the relaxation of drinking and the camaraderie, I am terrified its going to kill me. A few years ago I took 6 months off, and recently took a month off. But…

This article makes no sense. Tom Ley wrote several nearly-positive words about Boston. Where is the jealous rage?

“Life is so unfair! So I spend half my income on scratch tickets and then wonder why it went all wrong”

Hillbilly Eligy was masturbatory garbage. Boo fucking hoo, JD.

I was honestly shocked after reading the headline that this wasn’t a HamNo article with massive metaphorical content.

Body armor, badges, batons, tasers, cuffs, beanbags, and guns. How on fucking earth can a cop with all that shit be scared of an old man?

Curious.