It's not only a protective cushion, the inside is pure nitrogen, which keeps the chips crispy and prevents them from going stale in the bag.

Lighthouses?

This is a poorly written article. They imported the candy from China, where penises are seen as good health and fertility, not obscene. They are actually marketed all over the world as penis gummies and there weren't "handfulls" of them, per the article:

You can get penis shaped gummys at adult stores. They have lots of novelty items like penis or boob shaped cake pans, candy molds, etc. That's likely what the original vendor makes.

If that bell were struck by the hour hand, it would only chime every 12 hours. It is the minute hand you refer to, young man.

It was veering towards the crowd long before it took off. Why didn't he abort?

"The Physical Possibility of Inspiring Imagination in the Mind of Somebody Living."

I think a really simple addition would be to require your passcode to turn off your phone. That way you can still track your phone after it's stolen. As it is now all a criminal has to do to ensure they won't get caught is turn off the phone!

She's just retiring from flight. I'll not be surprised if she becomes a General. She has the chops, the experience and the knowledge.

Awesome, but also frightening. We have a 14 footer freshwater crocodile in the water right behind our home, along with some smaller (6 feet long) ones. There's really nothing we can do to get rid of it, so we built a seawall at great expense. This makes it seem the seawall is not enough!

I'm not sure about the exterior, but the interior of my mausoleum would look a little something like this:

Kind of pointless if it makes everywhere the same elevation.

Bear mace works well on just about anything with wet squishy eyes. I do a lot of backpacking in California black bear country where the bears are timid and terrified of humans but I still won't hike without the stuff on my belt.

I hope my article didn't come across too breathless.

The core rotates slightly differently than the surface. This difference is part of what powers the magnetic field, but it also means the magnetic pole is offset from the geographic pole. In fact, the magnetic axis does not even go through the center of the earth, it is offset by several hundred miles. The Van Allen…

This is me speculating so I could be proved totally wrong by the next poster. Anyway, my take is this: