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Francis Parsons
francisparsons--disqus

A man, ladies and gentlemen! Listen to his disparagement of other people's opinions, which you must hear, because he is… a MAN.

MCU reference: scarfe refers to wishing his gun was a magic hammer.

There's nothing wrong with that, but when you like something until you realize you're not "supposed" to like it, you sound like a hipster douchebag.

That shriveled up old harridan.

Is Buzz a parody account of an oblivious hipster?

Now that's using language the right way: as a weapon.

I stand chastened.

You seem to be some species of idiot.

Not grammar. Spelling. Jeez, for an Archmage you sure are cavalier with language. I'd have thought, get one letter wrong and you teleport yourself to Ocus' naked touchy-bed or something.

* pores

No, the church levies those.

That was a truly immoral choice.

I feel as if he is a troll who was given an audience that didn't know he was a troll and then he forgot too.

Dear People Who Aren't Very Good at Grammar or Syntax Given You Are Paid to Do It for a Living,

I really liked Lewis Black's reaction to Trump's outrage over something he said: Black just refused to take Trump's call or meeting.

Or, you know, keep doing it. One or the other.

This made me laugh and laugh.

Even as a child I knew this TV show was ridiculously stupid.

More like Sugar Cabal

You are exactly the kind of person she is complaining about.