Today in utterly useless remake news

HEY EVERYBODY! COME OVAH HEEAH AND LOOKIT THIS QUEEAH FROM BOSTON WHO THINKS HE TALKS LIKE A BIG MAN!

"Triad," for one.

He makes fine, overproduced music that is not to my taste. But it makes a lot of people happy, and for some reason your fat, neckbearded heart won't allow you to just let that be.

Wow, you're a stupid dick.

Ha! That is an awesome story.

I was really hoping that this article would start with "David Crosby is rightfully the least-talented and least-like member of both of the beloved musical groups he is associated with."

As with belling the cat, this is a fine idea, but who is going to volunteer?

Does he actually call in his lines to the studio? Like, literally phoning it in?

That picture is literally nausea-inducing.

This review suffers from Oversensitivity. I thought the little white lie joke was hilarious.

That's good, he needs his sleep.

Oh, another Indiana Jones movie? How interestzzzzzzz.

Way to read the article

The "change your ethics or resign" scene was far too easy even for this show. Wouldn't the obvious response be, "okay, I'll resign, and hold a press conference about why"?

I agree.

Whatever it is, that's a deft Grantchester knot you've put in it.

You're not wearing a tie, you liar. You're not even wearing pants.

Like her two boobs? Is that it?

"When Samantha infers that being homosexual can’t be conducive to being a hitman…"