Cheap Trick is terrible.

I nose what's important to me.

* its nose

If only this had been mentioned in the article, we would have known!

He's Canadian! From Canadia!

Hey Noel Murray! You wrote: "And while Letterman might need a new actress to sub into the “From First Love to Looker: The Films In Which Susan Dey Appears Naked” entry, the principal of that joke remains sound."

Possibly taken from "Bloom County."

I didn't think I could care less about the Full House sequel or reboot or whatever the hell it is, but this article proved me wrong.

Someone somewhere is excited at the prospect of hitting Rock's bottom.

He also is a little fuzzy on the idea of the last meal.

This man does not know what "villainy" means.

Woody Allen is a parody of himself

* has its uses

That's… that's the whole point of the article.

This is good news,surely. He looks like a jackass and his resume is pretty shaky.

* its rampant misogyny

Its undoing

Why do you try to defend him? He's a miserable sad sack hypocrite git who only enjoys making other people miserable. If he read your defenses he'd probably call you "sad" and 'attention-starved."

Buttfucking Corpse

That's actually a very good explanation. Let's all pretend that this scenario is given and move on.