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Francis Parsons
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I've been in several. Of course I used to live in Portland so that explains it.

AVC: Why do you have to make four plates when there are only three judges?

It's too late. I've seen everything. I've seen it all.

That's a good answer.

It is getting harder and harder to play the "Most useless remake" game these days.

Boom! You're dead again.

That's a good point. People don't revile "Spirit in the Sky" like they do "Mambo No 5."

It is true there are many forgettable one-hit wonders from the 90s, but that's true of every era. Does this guy really think that's specific to only the era he remembers? The reason the other terrible one-hit wonders don't enrage him is because he wasn't alive when they were played.

Robert Sledge's "When a Man Loves a Woman" is my jam

I'm 100% with you, Vinny. Revere the book, hate that terrible movie.

What a boring video.

WHAT?? THE NEW "HOT TUB TIME MACHINE" SEQUEL IS NOT VERY GOOD?? I AM SHOCKED. SHOCKED THAT GAMBLING IS GOING ON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.

This article makes it seem absurd that the show should want to explore the ramifications of Piper being in prison among the people in her life. Is the idea that the show would be more compelling as a one-set show, never depicting any of the fall-out from her life being turned upside down? That's ridiculous.

Love this. More people should be unapologetic about the music they love, that speaks to them on a personal level, instead of all righteous about what's "cool."

Yeah, that was a very poor "tribute" indeed.

Why?

I read that he pays no attention to any aspect of modern pop culture. Like when he read the lyrics to "p-p-p-poker face." He said he had no idea what he was reading.

Well, Wiig is fantastic. But the sketch is total garbage.

A music montage. A few minutes from some of the truly classic sketches (like Hot Tub James Brown, the real van down by the river). Far, far less Californians. More humor.

Whatever happened to the Bat-tusi?