The tree of liberty must be watered from time to time with the blood of country music fans, or school children.

They thought you could just hook up a nuclear powered vessel for power? Ah yes, let me just plug this extension cable here into the outlet on the ship and we’ll get Puerto Rico fired right back up.

They’re not even name brand paper towels!!

The Quicker Fucker Upper

So, seriously, I know we’re 10 months in but how often do the rest of you have one of those “Oh right, Donald Fucking Trump is the President of the United States” moments? It happens to me less often now but still, you know, once or twice a week. The guy they used to make fun of in Bloom County, the guy Ali G screwed…

My friend’s mother made a “What an ass” FB post, and garnered this response:

That Wiki page is a forking goldmine!

He’s like 5’4”tho... still find him sexy?

you’re not turned off by the stickly calves and chicken feet, or the don’t-touch-me black forest of facial hair? how about the pretentiously over-developed upper chest/shoulders on an otherwise unremarkable, medium-sized frame? he looks like he’s going to crush his own collarbones with the muscle tension, any minute…

The women in these pictures make me sad.

Wiki:

*Gulp* “Ahhh......
I know what you mean, Rich.”

“Yeah, how did rumors like that get spread so quick.” - Richard Gere

No amount of legislation will prevent a woman hellbent on getting her hands on an abortion from getting an abortion.

I like to tell Twitter Nazis that Milo is their leader. Riles ‘em right up.

Then you should be terrified.

I’m 100% convinced that this is a fake marriage and Milo paid this man to pretend to be his husband to pull off a sham wedding for the mainstream media so he can try to defend himself from racism allegations. Disgusting piece of shit.

The only way to protect western democracy is to destroy everything it stands for. /s

Because if there’s one thing Jesus believed in, it was blind obedience to the state. He was never a man to stand up against what he believed was unjust.