It’s like if you took a Nuremberg rally and made it wear cargo shorts.

This does not bode well for my lawsuit against The Part Of Everyone That’s At Least A Little Bit Gay. I thought I had led me astray for the last time.

The party of small government at work again. I would like to meet the 12 year old that came up with Operation Mega though. I hear Operation Voltron, where 5 ICE agents combine to form one massive immigrant fighting cyborg, is currently in the works.

... And we had to turn back because the Nazis had a permit.

Twitter must be anti-Trump too, they keep posting all of these things that make him look like a total moron.

who hate America and disrespect our Armed Forces and Veterans

The number of people who care more about shallow symbols of patriotism than actually trying to make the country better is depressing as shit.

So you love the flag, but don’t really give a flying fuck for what it stands for?

I think “Appletini Skank”

Paul Revere and the Raiders:

He prefers the Golden Shower.

A platitudinous pink parachute parading around with pussy-grabbing Pumpkin spice Pinochet? Nah.

Where the fuck do you get your information? Or should I say ideas?

Cops must be David Gilmour fans. Over 30 years later, tensions still run high.

The culture responsible for Yorkshire pudding and salad cream does not get to be aghast at anything. 😋

And by “ripped”, you obviously mean “Zero body fat but no messy muscles that might ruin the line of a size 4 gown or distract with overly broad shoulders or arms.”

I’ve never been able to lift my own weight, and the day when you have that capacity, it’s pretty empowering!

You know Kelly is so drunk on Wild Turkey right now...

Trump went on to say that although the U.S. would certainly get its metaphorical hair mussed, there would be no more than ten to twenty million killed...depending on the breaks.

Fortunately she wasn’t out of work for long as she was hired by Paul LePage to be his chief of staff within minutes after she was fired by the bank