Leave Betsy DuVos alone.

Obviously they meant to sing California Uber Alles

He’s probably going to greet the Australian PM with, “G’day mate!” and a backslap.

Use a false Social Security number to come to America and spend 20 years doing honest work and raising a family and we’ll exile you.

This is when we need an ethical and persistent media the most. This woman should be a martyr and her name should be spoken for generations.

When Trump said he would create 25 million new jobs I bet no one thought they would all be working for the ACLU.

Everything is going to be golden... golden Easter eggs, golden napkins, golden plates, golden desserts, golden showers...

Can I get a harumph?!

The forgotten Marx brother.

Like too many children in the US, I spent most of my childhood with a single mom, and spent a good portion of that on welfare.

Trump is the living embodiment of “ The Americans “ episode of ”Fawlty Towers “ writ large. We, the American people are , ironically, Manuel. Trump keeps screaming for his goddamn Waldorf Salad that nobody, much like Basil Fawlty knows how to make.

Dylan Thomas would have had seven of each, then headed to the White Horse for some real drinking.

A liar thinks everyone lies, a thief thinks everyone steals.

Chelsea: “What should we name the kid?”
Jordan: “I can call Keegan, we can brainstorm some names...”

It’s so mean. So pointlessly petty and ungracious and arrogant and cruel and small. Really, really small.

Trump is literally the image of a rat’s anus. We must be the bad guys.

Bannon is a Nazi. We are about to become the Nazi’s. Does everyone understand this?

Is there small print that reads “at least until they’re born”?

And the toilet upon which he died.