I can’t wait until someone on the White House kitchen staff starts stealing the strawberries.

Laura’s wishing she still drank.

+1 cake or death

This is me today

the Japs

OT but related: Does anybody else remember getting their first paycheck, taking a look at it and asking “Who the fuck is FICA and why do I have to pay them?”

I mean, Jesuits are a lot of things, but in my experience they’re pretty sharp. They may disagree with you, but they’re people you can talk to intellectually about this stuff. That’s one of the reasons I’m reassured by the pope being a Jesuit.

Autonomy over one’s own body is a right.

Feminism is about giving women the power and opportunity to make their own choices, even if you disagree with said choice.

I think you can be a feminist and anti-abortion, but you can’t be a feminist and be anti-choice. Feminism isn’t about the right to “live out our womenhood.” It’s about working to liberate women from the oppression of the kyriarchy. Feminists don’t have to see abortion as an option for themselves, but attempting to…

hence that fascination with bears, right?

“She is used to a certain lifestyle and you don’t understand that.”

the stylist is used to a certain lifestyle as well, getting paid for her services.

One perk should be to not have to be in the same room as him, no?

Pauline Hanson gets tickets, and they’re trying to claim it’s not “Racists-R-Us”?

I really wonder how Today’s Youth are going to develop their minds the way that only voracious reading can facilitate. We read because we loved it, but also because there weren’t competing avenues for discovery and escape. We read past bedtime with flashlights because reading had already taught us how to have an…

I’d go with “Six Flags on a Tuesday”.

“Republicans Have No Good Reason Not To Impeach Donald Trump”

I will always star a Peep Show reference and then follow it up with... Well, the joke’s on them, they think I pissed myself, they don’t realize I just came in my pants!

She then said, “I don’t mean I’m forbidding Jeb, I just mean he’s completely useless.”