Welcome to planet Earth, there's this thing called humor...and before you say something lame lie "well, I don't think it's funny, so therefore it's not," plenty of people on the comments seem to agree with me. Maybe your MOM isn't funny.

Word. I've been married for 7 years, and we still do this. If my husband took my fancy ass leftovers, I would wanna throat punch him. I wouldn't do it, but I'd wanna.

Right? And doesn't he look terrified? Great parenting, all around.

That's the thing. There are plenty of books that have been characterized as "Chick Lit" that are actually excellent. It's unfortunate that these books are thrown together with the awful female-driven books simply for being female-driven.

I feel the same way. Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of great female authors who are ignored or maligned by the critics because of their gender, I'm sure of it. And I do appreciate Weiner defending female writers (as I am one) but no, her books are far from literature, and not my cup of tea whatsoever. I don't…

As a mother of three and a proud servant to four cats (because that is the truth of cat "ownership") I wholeheartedly agree. My cats are hands down cleaner than kids until the kids are at least four. I know plenty of parents who do the same thing you described and it annoys the hell out of me.

OMG, How do you handle being SO cool?

I love nice jewelry (not that it has to be super expensive), but I buy my own. That way I get what I like and I'm not depending on anyone else. I also make jewelry, so I'm pretty particular.

THIS. This so hard it hurts. I bet Candy totally hates him and hopes they split before she dies. And I hope she gets her wish.

I was working in a laundromat in college when the first season was on, and my boss there LOVED that show. He would put it on whenever it came on, so I ended up watching a lot of it while folding other people's clothing. They were legit cute as a couple, even knowing the bullshit he put his first wife through. I'm not…

First of all, the dude is a bag of douche, which should be obvious seeing as he cheated on his previous wife with Tori Spelling and backed out of a damn adoption with the woman. Secondly, I would bet that the majority of everything written in US Weekly is bullshit. If it were true then Jennifer Aniston would have,…

I've been crying on and off about this all day. I don't usually get this emotional over something I have not connection to, but I have three kids of my own and I just can't. I just can't.

Would you feel comfortable elaborating? I am planning a trip to India in the next couple of years and this is something that seriously worries me.

Feel bad for me, it's going to be that much harder for me to find my triceratops erotica now.

Same here! I love her character. She's deliciously self-preserving but also strangely likeable to me. I don't get the hate at all.

He really did. I'm pretty short myself, and occasionally my husband will play this in the car from his iPod for the lulz. Bastard. lol

The one in Kings Plaza mall is always messy. I've never been there when it wasn't messy, even during the slow season. The midtown ones are usually pretty messed up too, but I think that's to be expected, considering the massive amounts of tourists. I think the quality of their clothes have gone down in the last eight…

H&Ms I've been to in other areas have been pretty neat, but the ones in NYC are CRAZY. It's like a cheap clothing tornado hit the store and they just said "eh, fuck it, this is how we sell clothes now." The ones in Cincinnati are like that too.

I am of Irish, Greek and Cherokee heritage (with family living on a reservation, so not just someone who says "Cherokee" about a 1/36th drop of native blood), and even though I look pretty much white (though perhaps a bit "exotic" as many a well-meaning but painfully awkward potential suitor has called me) and I get…