Are you seriously snot shaming the parents?

If you name your kid Trajan you should be arrested and punched in the face and/or genitals.

See, now I think cargos are okay as long as they don't go down to your mid-thigh. Capri length shorts are no shorts at all.

I call my husband's super long, capri-length bathing suits and shorts his "manpris".

You damn well they're joking, and dammit that Julia Roberts joke was solid.

"Dub-Beej" is my new band name. Just so you know.

I was thinking it was satire. You know, like "This is the kind of thing Dudebros say we do, ha ha!"

They didn't giver her the money back freely. PayPal took the money back. That takes weeks and it's a pain in the ass.

It's pretty easy to find someone through skip tracing.

I don't think you're ready for that jelly...

I'm off to masturbate to Alan Alda now...

Not to defend anything Kardashian or Jenner, but 3 or 4 hours of instruction is about right for homeschooled or tutored kids. There is a lot less wasted time, so you get more done. I used to tutor kids like this (not nearly as famous, but wealthy) and we were able to be more efficient since there were less kids…

Darkwing Duck. No shame in my game. He was my first cartoon crush.

Maybe that's how she likes 'em.

I'm sure someone will flame me for this (and it certainly isn't the only thing I got out of this post) but this part bugs the shit out of me. "I think there was some stuff happening in New York, too." My brother died in 9/11 in NYC, and I would never be this flippant about what happened at the Pentagon.

She straight up said she was paid for the film, I don't know where people are getting that she did it for free.

This caused me to laugh so hard I snorted iced tea out of my nose. It hurts so good.

I think Jinger Duggar is going to fit in that role nicely.

More like PERFECT sarcasm.

Kronkite on a cracker! I am so stealing this.