I don't know why people like you automatically believe that if a person is against a republican candidate they must support the democratic one. There are other parties, albeit most of those candidates have little to no actual chance of winning. Personally I have trouble getting behind either Obama or Romney and I…

Cheese makes everything better. Well,maybe not Paul Ryan but I still love me some cheese.

My great-great Aunt Mary lived to be 105 on a Cherokee reservation and she was sharp as a tack up until the very end and even caring for my cousin who suffered brain damage in a motorcycle accident until she was 100. She was a total autodidact who read anything and everything and she loved to learn new things and use…

Wait, is that a thing? Because if it is I am soooo there with you.

I thought the sex was mild too, and I basically just skipped to the fucking so I was not impressed, lol. If people read about my sex life they would be thoroughly scandalized if they think 50 Shades is naughty.

Sex with my husband after 10 years of marriage and three children is better than ever and I have no reason to lie to a perfect stranger on the internet, lol.

That sucks (no snark). I have three children under the age of 8 and me and my husband get it on all the time. I think it's better now than it was in the beginning because we know each other so well and we aren't afraid to let out kink flags fly. Of course our sexual dynamic is the complete opposite of these books with…

Dudes are just pissed because they want you guys to lipstick shampoo THEIR tiny wangs.

I would ALWAYS fart that much on my pig...if not more.

I would have done the same thing. First of all, that kid is adorbz, secondly people are awful. Anyone who would say something like that about a little girl just sucks donkey balls.

This seriously made me laugh out loud on the subway. Now everyone in the A train thinks I'm a crazy person.

That's my new band's name...

I moved to Ohio briefly in the early 00's with my exhusband and he suddenly became a Juggalo, so yeah I basically lived a Juggalo reality show. I never did get the Faygo stains out of the carpet...

I clicked on this story because it said nuts. The fact that Lindy wrote it is just a bonus.

Oh definitely. It's full of shenanigans, but I think that's why I love it.

It's possible, but only if you have the money to maintain it a la Gweneth Paltrow. I have a friend who spends $300 every 6 weeks to look like a 'natural'blonde. She looks amazing but I'd rather take a mini-vacation once a month than spend that kind of cash.

I am so bothered by the bleh shade of blonde middle aged women choose to dye their hair (think Kathy Lee Gifford). It washes them out and makes them look older than they are. I'm around the same age and I am going to try to keep my natural color as long as possible. I know when you start going grey hardcore it…

I've always thought that too, don't feel bad. There is science to back that theory up too.

I thought that was just me...

I know this is off topic, but I fucking love that show.