My food friend is a pro makeup artist that has done Broadway shows and newscasters here in NYC and she never takes more than 10-20 minutes to do a clients makeup. She did our other friend's wedding and finished each of us in 10 minutes, except for the bride who took 20.

I know, right? I take 5 to 10 minutes tops, and it only takes that long if I bother doing eye liner, because I have shitty eye sight so I have to go super slow.

One of my closest friends is a professional makeup artists who has worked for high profile people and on Broadway and she can do stage make up faster than that. Personally I don't take more than 5 to 10 minutes, everything included. Even for night time stuff.

45 minutes for a full face of makeup? Really? I can do mine in 5 minutes flat, everything included except eye lash curling because there is no way in hell I will bring that contraption near my eye. Luckily I have full, semi-curly lashes already so I don't have to both.

This isn't coming from a place of judgement but experience. "Point is, once I start drinking, I usually can't stop. I can't explain it." sounds like alcoholism to me. I'm not trying to knock you, but maybe it could be beneficial to see a counselor or something to help work out your issues. In my experience these…

I think the idea of alcohol abuse is a very subjective thing, but as an alcoholic myself your friends do sound as if there is a problem. Though, with your first friend, what is his work schedule like? My mother works as an executive at a Race Track and she has Mondays and Tuesdays off because those are dark days. She…

By chemistry they meant LiLo's coke baggie.

I've known that about Ann Burrell for ages. It wasn't a secret at all, lol.

I want to make beautiful babies with this man.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that misread it at first!

I agree with you. I think prenups have their place in society and postnups probably do too (though I don't know much about the practice). I get so annoyed with people who say that prenups aren't romantic and cheapen marriage. There is nothing wrong with protecting each party, especially like you said when there are…

Even the movie theatre in bumble-fuck Ohio where I used to live had the handy dandy kiosks available for socially awkward people like me. I would like them more they didn't mean more people out of work.

I wish rich people would help out some starving children or find the cure for ebola or aids but I guess we all have our priorities.

Get over yourself. Obviously you're either one of the 5% of women who look good in a strapless ball gown or you're delusional but either way your reaction to this is ridiculous. Are you off your meds?

Spaghetti strap isn't the same as strapless at all and not what the author was talking about.

Romney is 100% pretending to be more conservative than he actually is, but I can't get behind someone who would go against their principles to get votes. I used to consider myself a strong supporter of Romney but not any longer. I agree with VioletGatesy, being against marriage equality is homophobia.

I understand their confusion though. I know plenty of people who are 5th generation + who still identify as the country of their family's origin. Even if it's just one parents ethnicity, and the other parent is something completely different.

If you don't like them then don't look at them. I for one love the idea of breaking the sex toy taboo.

If you don't feel comfortable buying sex toys at Target then don't, but don't force your idea on everyone else. If someone else buying a vibrator at the grocery store grosses you out then maybe you should be paying less attention to what's in their cart.

I have the same issue. I am too small for stores like Lane Bryant, but I'm a 34 E so i have trouble finding tops that fit properly. If I can find something that doesn't make me look like a giant toddler in the plus size section I will get it tailored to fit my arms and stomach, but that's a lot of work to have…