Yeah, I agree, someone should be on the side of spambots! They did nothing wrong!

Probably regular features and maybe whatever piques someone's interest. Doing it for literally every article sounds… not worthwhile.

He was like that when I found him! Honest!

*dies of plague*

But if he were a damp turtle, that wouldn't be unsettling! They're supposed to get wet. He's clearly just a tortoise in an uncomfortable setting.

How feasible is it to just start an AVoCADo thread for any article on here that we care about? Because I could sort of see that working.

You really don't get how discourse works, huh?

I get that you're a troll, but I sort of expected your reply to at least make sense in the context of the comment chain.

He is a child, he's just more specifically a spoiled twerp, i.e., what children are at their worst.

I have a soft spot for turtles, because I've been keeping a cute little Western Painted Turtle for around a decade now. But to be honest, he seems more like a tortoise.

BUT HIS AIM IS GETTING BETTER

The ones after Snake People/Serpent Society are called the Zolom's Children, I believe.

Rush Limbаugh, in between farts, has a weird beef with Game Of Thrones recappers

Can't we "band together" by all of us simultaneously rejecting him?

Libraries are so… fascinating, to me. It's so weird to think there's a place where I can just get books FOR FREE, as long as I give them back later. Like, what else in this day and age will just GIVE you stuff like that?

The only staircase I go up and down regularly has a nice big carpet on them, so I often intentionally slide down the stairs on my back headfirst, then do a backflip at the bottom. It actually feels really good. Guests are a little startled, though.

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I wonder what it says about me that I misread this as "Mai Waifu"

What happens to a boner to make it enraged, anyway?

Is he related to TwoFlower?