I'm gonna miss you and the others. I'm not sure if you got to know me, but it was like getting to hang out with a bunch of clever friends every afternoon and I'll miss the heckie outta this.

"a club of guys devoted to keeping the tradition of eating it alive"

That's a kind of turtle.

I have a Western Painted turtle, I've had him for like… a decade now I guess? and I just wash my hands whenever I touch him. So far, nobody's gotten poisoned.

Seriously. I've had a pet turtle since second grade and he's the cutest thing in the world. When he sees me, he gets all excited and his little leggies just start pumping in an effort to make me bring him his food faster. Lookit him. ADORABLE. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Yes! I've never been a prophet before. What are the hours?

You should share this on AV Club After Dark!

Also, it looks like it works!
http://vaavtest.kinja.com/k…

Someone a little further up made an extension that gives Kinja nested comment chains!

Could this be the savior spoken of in legends, in the comment section's darkest hour?

You wanna use <> tags.

Speaking of, did anyone else read Ryan North's CYOA versions of Hamlet and Romeo & Juliet? They were incredible.

He's making it too hard to have decent discourse.

We got out my dad's old telescope and pointed it at the sun, then held a black surface under the end so it projected an image of the sun onto it.

no. stop it. no jokes. this is serious. is he blind now. give me my schadenfreude

Yeah yeah OK, but are his eyes actually damaged? I need to know how happy I should be about this.

I honestly was expecting to see King Dedede in the image.

It's not practical to convince everyone going to a counter-protest that it will better-serve the "narrative" if they come defenseless and don't fight back so as to preserve their innocence and make the Nazis look bad.

If he does, I guarantee you all this will do to his apologists is serve as "proof" that it was hypocritical of the left to scold Trump for mocking the mentally disabled since they also mocked Trump all the time for being an idiot.

You missed that he was being sarcastic, huh?