I misread that as "teleporter" at first.

I'm only just watching these now! That's more because I forgot than anything about being strong-willed, though.

With the implicit assumption that this doesn't necessarily make them actually stupid, it just looks that way. They swear it's not what it looks like!

I remember when "politically correct" was often just used to make lighthearted, self-depreciating jokes, or gently let someone know they were being offensive. I don't care that "literally" doesn't always mean literally anymore, but I'm really tired of innocuous words being turned into grave insults. Communicating…

BOW DOWN, BOW DOWN
BEFORE THE POWER OF SANTA
OR BE CRUSHED, BE CRUSHED
BY HIS JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM

Reminds me of a certain Calvin and Hobbes… I'd still rather be a snowflake than a drip.
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Y'know, I still don't really see what people are talking about when they say his hands are small. They look pretty normal to me. I can't be the only one who thinks the hand thing is kind of dumb, right?

I do find it weirdly offensive that you apparently don't even need to try to hide the fact that you're a cliched supervillain to get people on your side. Like, this is all so easymode. If this were a story, I'd be complaining that his character makes no sense and feels like a cringey conservative strawman. Can't we at…

He is an eternal liar, and I think we all know what the good book says about that:

He sorta reminds me of a PUA. He basically negged America into going out with him.

Do we know that he actually voted for Trump? Like, I'm willing to believe it, but the stuff of his that I read about Trump just seemed to be saying Trump would win, not that he wanted him to win.

If it's any consolation, there's a movie called Double Down made by some guy with too much money and time on his hands. It's horrible in that sort of fascinating-yet-bewildering way only someone completely earnest can do.

so like
feed a taco to a chicken
and then just serve it

Why do fast food places not serve snake meat? There's so many possibilities. You could serve them bent into rings and breaded, so they're like some horrifying amalgam of onion ring and ouroboros.
OK, that's actually the only thing I can think of, but still.

He didn't know it was wrong!

Trying to look up old threads on SA when you're not a member is infuriating. I spent several hours carefully editing URLs until I got the specific page I wanted (a webcomic author telling a story about how he almost died trying to make chicken nuggets).

Excercise definitely works very well for some people. I should try it some time.

Aww… well, The Red Turtle looks good, at least.

Ah, but according to the Enchiridion and Marcy's Secret Scrapbook, magic was made possible again only because the mutagenic bombs destabilized reality to the point that some sad, mad individuals could impose their will on it.

I get why I saw so many people with protest signs a few days ago, and that is awesome. But I'm really confused by how many people I saw that day wearing hats with cat ears. Wish I'd asked about it then, it might have had an interesting story.