None of you are talking about Colbert! Shame. I really liked his ending closemony. In one of his earlier episodes he took a personality test and I learned he had the same MBTI as me (however much that's worth now that the Big Five is more popular). I really felt like he was saying just what I was thinking. I'm tired…

That was really confusing to me. I would hear him speak and think "wow, he sounds so fake. Does he believe anything he says?!" and then I would hear others saying he "tells it like it is." Nobody talks with that much bravado who is actually sincere about it.

I don't really have the energy to hate anyone over this. I don't really know what good it would do if I could. Instead, I leave you with this: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I'm going to! I've just only been an adult for two elections so far! Believe me, I am VERY much looking forward to the midterms. I am going to try to keep Elizabeth Warren where she is, among other things.

Do they think they're being clever by using porn terminology? I really don't understand these people.

It's nice when a person is so cartoonishly awful, it stops mattering whether they're actually a troll or just so stupid they come off as one.

I try to see the best in people. I… think I still can. They're really not making it easy, though.

I discovered the wonders of Cave Story! …I just reached the part with several character deaths.

Let's see…
☑ Poison political dialog
☑ Garner the support of a group strangely enamored with orange sludge
☑ Put two insane clowns in the White House
☑ Do nothing to stop climate change from flooding the Earth
☐ Herald the coming of the Condesce
☐ Ban reproduction

"Yours is quite an inspiring story, actually. It's just a shame that all of your accomplishments will be so horrible."
-Andrew Hussie

Trump is incompetent. I fully expect the pressure of having a real job to break him before he breaks us.

I just hope we have the foresight to encode it in a way other life forms would be able to interpret. Then we could leave it as a warning to future civilizations.

Although… if we really have to do a hard reset, it could be fun to see what happens if we just never colonize America and let the native inhabitants develop the nation independently into modern times. I've always wondered what that would've looked like. With its own host of problems, surely, but it could be an…

Awww, but that whole revolutionary war was so hard! And I REALLY don't wanna risk going through the Cold War again, we were just plain lucky then.

Can we reset? When did America last reach a save point?

It's weird, I can't really bring myself to feel anger or hatred for them. Just pity. I… guess that's good.

He won't help you. You know that, right? He's different, but I really hope none of you that wanted him had your hopes up that he actually cared.

Ah, here it is: http://www.freerepublic.com…

Likewise, there is no "said he will." That doesn't constitute doing it.

She did not, please do not make me actually post the forum thread in which the rumor was first brought up, where even other conservatives in the thread dismissed it for being stupid and cowardly.