"You may not have a hope in hell, but at least you've got a clue!"

I found a website claiming that some airplanes are demons in disguise. They had determined that if you pray really hard, the evil vapors eventually fade away.

So… they love sunlight and holy relics, and go around donating blood to other people? Replace the "v" sound with a "w"? They die if you remove the stake from their heart?

*Orangeneck

Hmm, I suppose so. What sorts of things does he say?

I recall Scott Adams saying in one of his books that if he were in charge of a company, he wouldn't bother trying to make anything better, just funnier. Like, in a meeting, whenever you started talking, your seat would heat up by one degree every minute until you had made your point. So if that takes five minutes you…

"He's just saying a bad word, Crooked Shillary actually personally went over to Benghazi and murdered a bunch of people with her emails!"

Daddy's Boy!
He's just a silly little daddy's boy~!

When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years

Hey! I've brought this up several times! It's like he's making kissy faces at me every time he opens his mouth, it's awful.

Ideally, voting would be a March Madness thing, where we paired off candidates one by one so everyone could vote on two at a time. That way we'd still filter out the idiots.

Wow, she must have been unbelievably strong to do so much damage with a pat. Who is this woman?

I'm currently in class, but I looked over the shoulder of the girl next to me and saw a breakdown of the states, and so far blue is winning. I think we're gonna be OK.

In a later Mario game, Paper Mario TTYD, there is another arguably trans character in Vivian, the youngest of the Shadow Sirens. Although in the English translation the worst her older sister calls her is "ugly," in the original Japanese she insists that Vivian isn't a real girl, and several other characters mistake…

Weirdly enough, I was just reading this gem earlier today: http://the-toast.net/2016/0…

I went to elementary school with Kristina Kirkman, a girl who was voted "funniest kid in America" on a Nickelodeon contest. I didn't really think she was funny, but she was generally friendly to me. Sometimes.

I sometimes wonder if maybe humans just weren't meant to be in contact with this many other humans at once. We always seem really bad at reconciling all the differing perspectives this exposes us to. Wish I knew what the solution to this was. Evolve faster?

I read about this on a crappy occult website. They called it "achieving gnosis." Should we out him as a Kaos Warlocke?

For some reason I thought you were talking about Evangelion angels when you said that. I… guess it changed the tone a little?

Yeah, what happened with Helen? We never got a followup but he seemed pretty lonely in "Sea Me Now."