Hey, don't laugh! My friends say I'm a "delicate, oblivious flower" with the "emphasis on oblivious"

I've never really played any of Final Fantasy, but this game sounds really cool. I should look into it.

Here's my best attempt:

I really want this to read as a freestyle poem the way the lines are spaced, but it doesn't quite scan. Please revise your comment in iambic pentameter

He didn't tell me stepping into a fire the size of your body was dangerous! How much can I sue him for in damages?

I walked into one of the torches in the old man's cave to see if they were dangerous. Turns out, they were.

Uh-huh. I'm in the younger group (or close-ish, I'm 23, which appears to be exactly on the dividing line in the post) and I'd like to think I do a good job of staying open and letting myself change my mind and listen to others. The more important part was just the advice they gave, about always remembering people are…

Yeah, I guess that's fair. I was beginning to conflate specific discussions on here with my general experience. I too hate the way a lot of debates are just rehashes of previous conversations, and the other person always seems to leave just when we're getting to new ground.

That's what I'm trying to figure out. Like, I haven't decided she's not telling the truth, either, but I won't feel comfortable deciding either way without knowing more.

I keep finding more reasons to bring up this exchange here. It really explains a lot.

I started to read this, then realized I really didn't care what stupid thing Drumpf did on twitter today.

I can totally understand a person not wanting to get into a big, official debate, but that doesn't explain the rampant hostility towards the people who do. Whenever someone says of a controversial issue, "hey, maybe we should double-check our thinking here" or something along those lines, it is met with a chorus of…

Because I refuse to make any assumptions about people before I know what they're like, except to assume that she, along with anyone else, can be talked to like a reasonable human being. I've never made any progress by believing otherwise.

Yeah, Zeke is always making that bizarre "OYOYOYOYUH!" noise, and his electrocution was probably the perfect complement to it.

I was sort of expecting him to at least get more out of breath there, but I guess another full-on asthma attack would've been too predictable.

But what if that gets hijacked by people with bad intentions, too, and it becomes another thing like "No offense, but…" or "I don't want to sound racist, but…"?

OK, well that's something. But how do I convey that I'm acting in good faith if what I want to know has the potential to be interpreted that way?

In that case, how do I (and I'm aware of how stupid this sounds) just ask someone a question in a way that doesn't sound like I'm just asking questions? I'm not really familiar with this concept (hopefully I'm not doing whatever it is now, or I'll just fall into an endless loop). Is this like asking a leading…

I'd give them a single holster, to share. They'd try to wear it simultaneously and it would be adorable.

Teddy keeps getting more pathetic and inexplicably more endearing every time I see him.