From my point of view, it is the sober people who are evil!  [takes drink]

Thanks Hussar, you're awesome.  This one's for you:

Thanks Hussar, you're awesome.  This one's for you:

Hey there, E. Buzz!  Good to see ya!

Hey there, E. Buzz!  Good to see ya!

Oh, shit!  I'm kinda… indisposed… at the moment.  Didn't think we were getting back together quite yet.  I'll need about 24-48 hours to dry out.

Oh, shit!  I'm kinda… indisposed… at the moment.  Didn't think we were getting back together quite yet.  I'll need about 24-48 hours to dry out.

Muldaur! She'd get pretty fun after her tenth V. O. on the rocks.  Although she had a tendency to repeat the same joke over and over again.  The first time she pantsed Dorn in public was funny, but the 22nd time… oh hell, it was still pretty funny!  [takes drink]

Muldaur! She'd get pretty fun after her tenth V. O. on the rocks.  Although she had a tendency to repeat the same joke over and over again.  The first time she pantsed Dorn in public was funny, but the 22nd time… oh hell, it was still pretty funny!  [takes drink]

[Wakes up]
Nice one, Aurora!  Next round's on me.
[Passes out again]

[wakes up]

All Good Things

I'm sorry I missed the livechat too; I attended a friend's Christmas Party and it incredibly lame.  Not a woman was stirring, not even a MILF.

I completely agree (also with phodreaw's above comment).  I horrifically found myself rooting for Brody to blow himself up, because (a) I wanted everybody to know Carrie was fucking right, goddammit; and (b) Brody's targets are such "self-serving assholes" as phodreaw put it.  Amazing.

Thanks M, this really filled in some gaps for me—those were ben-wa balls!?  No wonder my nostrils were so sore the next day! I figured your or one of the Bahrainians'd brought some really rough nose candy.  And "Big Frakes" was sore for about a week and a half thanks to all that Red Sky action. Especially the twisty…

Kara (hey, didn't your name previously include "…and her special destiny" or something like that?), I wasn't about to take advantage of a friend of mine at her lowest point—but ask yourself this: how exactly did Gates and I discover during that weekend that neither of us are fans of piledriver?

Insurrection

Sweet Jesus, Interview with Rick Berman.  Nicely done!

Emergence

So I'm hanging out at the bar at Seven Grand (awesome whiskey list there) when I spy a 30-year-old total babe a couple stools down from me.  She was obviously waiting for somebody, so I sauntered over and said, "Mind if I spend time with you before your friend shows up?"  At first, she scoffed and said something like…