Right there with ya, Fanboy!

Never tried it myself, but Zen Gesner once told me scatplay with a monkey is a terrible idea unless you're into really messy projectiles. Just sayin'.

Sometime around shooting Devil's Due (I'm probably reminded of this because Marta DuBois gave off such a BDSM-ey vibe in that ep), I spent some downtime with an exhibitionistic young female I met somewhere on the Paramount lot. If we were still out at 4:00 a.m. and she consumed enough quaaludes, it was practically a…

Thanks, @unexpected_dave:disqus! Don't ever shave.

Oh, man. SG, you have no idea. Two great things about Keith David: he loved, LOVED working on Gargoyles; and when you combine David with his good friend Ron Perlman, shit gets crazy in the best way possible. (You might think it's ridiculous I didn't run into Perlman before Gargoyles, but Perlman didn't do any Next…

Thank GOD none of you guys said me. I'm living forever and that's all there is to it! Now: who wants a drink? I just opened a bottle of 17-year old Bowmore and it's not gonna drink itself.

Wilkins, as you know, I keep a pretty positive outlook. But if the Farscape reviews don't come back, I'm going to be seriously bummed. Which means I'll drink more. Which doesn't bode well for the nation's Glenlivet supply. I'd post stories about wacky hyjinks on the Farscape set under your reviews like I did the…

Good to see you too, my friend!  Have a drink…

Fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK. That's it. I'm going on a bender the likes of which I haven't done since I woke up naked next to Spiner.

I didn't, but I kinda threw mine together at the last minute.  Plus, I was sober.

Only One Thing to Do

Dewar's?

Wait wait wait.  So none of you guys think he looks like Michael McDonald from the Doobie Brothers?

Thanks, Alasdair; that's mighty nice of you to say!  And you're probably right about the airplane thing.  Anyway, I think you're off to a great start and I'm looking forward to reading the next one.  Preferably while I'm ensconced in a hot tub somewhere.

I'll definitely represent, Prole me bucko!  What's everybody drinking?  Lemme get the next round. [takes drink]

I read "until Shelly started getting a bit domineering" and immediately imagined Cynthia Geary in an all-leather getup.

Elegant Victorian Lady is back?  That's big enough news to wake me up.  Hey there, EVL, I was wondering if you'd ever heard the term… I think in your day it was called a "below job?"  Just wondering. I've been known to tip the velvet in my day, maybe we should get together.  I won't go Egyptian, I promise.

Totally agree, E. Buzz.  Here's to Phipps!  Keith, I'll be your wingman any time.  Next round's on me. [takes drink]

Totally agree, E. Buzz.  Here's to Phipps!  Keith, I'll be your wingman any time.  Next round's on me. [takes drink]

From my point of view, it is the sober people who are evil!  [takes drink]