Right up until the moment they noticed that it was suspiciously reliable...

The first generation MR2 is the most beautiful. The third generation is a little too much of a Boxster wannabe, but it’s still very pretty. The second gen is kind of blobby and lacks the courage of its convictions. But I’d still have one.
The first gen is the best, though.

Username checks out.

Wants: Fun & reliable

“So don’t front, MC Ren ‘cuz I remember when you drove a B-210"

Easy, the act of braking allows the bosonic nature of the brake particles, or brakons, to flourish and therefore these brakons all fall in lockstep even easier when all four brakes are entangled, or in ‘four-wheel’ mode. Tyres also exhibit bosonic qualities, which is why when one tyre is only a couple of PSI off of…

Listen, I named my pizza shop “Free Pizza” and I have conversations everyday with knuckleheads like you that don’t understand that a name doesn’t have to correspond to exactly what that place offers or what tasks an item performs.

David Tracey isn’t that old.

Please people, if you have any compassion, buy a Jeep. You will make an old man happy.

Nah, the cars will sit, because they’ll KNOW they’re worth $770,000, but, no one will pay it. Then, finally, eventually, they’ll be a barn find, all over again.

I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

First Gear: *looks out window at Tacoma*.

Boo yah!

“Nice try son, that’s a Mercedes.”

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These kinds of sick bastards need off the streets and jailed for life. Done. No trial. No parole. Game over.

Any screen is too much screen. Give me snick-snick buttons & dials, a solid shift knob to hand, and three pedals to keep me engaged and having fun.

I think this is actually on the Jalop coat of arms

Not surprising they’re in OK shape considering the circumstances. Those things were built like tanks.

tanks for this

Car designers need to take us bottom scraping fifteenth owners more seriously.