They should be required to wear lots of caps.

Thirteen years ago, Bethany Hamilton’s left arm was bitten off by a tiger shark

A simple solution: Appoint an independent counsel to investigate the problems at Baylor. I nominate William Jefferson Clinton.

here come dat boi!!!

Counterpoint: Did he make you, because you seem like a tool?

Only a racist would buy it.

Why do I get the feeling you’re one of those Nice Guys™ women never go for?

Seeking new revenue streams are a natural reaction to owing more money than you’re worth to an angry, leathery, orange former professional wrestler.

where’s his hat

Just how long would YOU put up with being all tied up?

Typical of soccer to have an important match decided in a shootout.

Why would you send a baby for ice cream?

Who cares? This entire list is invalid because of its lack of penguins.

His supporters raised more money than any politician, ever, in the history of time and without the benefit of a Super PAC of big money donors buying their candidate.

Fuck Hillary Clinton and fuck her supporters. Had she ran a fair primary, she’d be cruising to victory. Instead, she and the DNC tilted the odds in her…

“there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda”

THIS IS LIKE WHEN YOUR 22 YEAR OLD(?) BLOGGER DIDN’T KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO BABY GOT BACK.

Story Time! So this tale takes place about a year or two ago. I’m 15 years old and I had just saved up enough money from working at my job to buy myself a shiny new Xbox One. So my dad and I go over to the local Game Stop and pick up a new Xbox and i’m super stoked, all of my friends had gotten one for Christmas but I…

Look at it from his perspective. Some stranger is taking pictures of him/his car. Pretty creepy in its own right, to be honest.

Might be hard to read but the lower right sticker says It’s not PTSD it is called Karma. I wanted to throat punch whoever owned this.

Things to avoid?