Until about a year ago I though all the salt life stickers said “slut life”

Exactly. It’s pretty obvious you don’t have kids.

except michael jackson never sexually abused anyone. every allegation against him was proven to be untrue.

He can’t do that. NDA. Every time he opens his mouth about it, she sues him, and rightfully so.

He can’t do that. NDA. Every time he opens his mouth about it, she sues him, and rightfully so.

Some serious pronoun agreement issues make this article almost indecipherable

Well, who are you voting for? because my new plan, instead of making an informed decision about policies, is just to vote for whomever you aren’t, in my best attempt to cancel out your vote and make it as if you never existed.

What was she wearing? I won’t know whether or not she was asking for it until someone answers that question.

Roberto Luongo is a regular guy on the street