When I was 23, I tried marijuana for the first time. It was alright, made me laugh with my friends. We all shared the same joint. I felt okay. But when I went in for the night, still high, my emotions starting going up and down with increasing frequency and severity. Until one moment I was ‘alright’, and the next, I…

Been a fan since the original myself, and C&C 4 was the first and only game I payed full price for and then (once I had finished the campaign) took the disc, scrubbed it through my cat litter, and tossed it out the window. Literally. Never have I been more disappointed in a game in my life.

I think the rule goes: “I Before E, Except After C, or When Saying ‘A’ like in Neighbor and Weigh, Or on Weekends, Or Holidays, Or All Throughout May, and You’ll Always Be Wrong No Matter WHAT YOU SAY.”

Now listen here. I fuck shit up as Murky. I am a machine.

See? Nobody cares. Nice hat.

I made my own this year!

I made my own costume this year! <a href="https://imgur.com/mf12Yzi"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/mf12Yzi.jpg" title="source: imgur.com" /></a>

FAWK. From the first NOTE I was like “FUCK YES.”

This might be the worst song I’ve ever heard.

Holy shit you guys are killjoys supreme. It’s a new game, with new scenarios, new betrayals and quests. It’s a new flavor. It’s trying chocolate instead of vanilla, but it’s still ice cream. I, personally, and all my friends, are pumped to play Betrayal with some new flair. I mean, isn’t that the point of any board…

So, as a pleb, I am wondering. If I go to an abortion clinic for an abortion, and there’s a mass of mouth-breathing fucktards physically blocking my way, am I not in my rights to walk right through them? Maybe it’s because I’ve read the article and I feel angry and punchy right now, but I feel like walking down there,…

Confession: I wish confrontations with my tormentors in Junior/Senior High School went this well. I’m envious. It wasn’t until after grade school that all the bullies who had the potential to be my friend instead of following ‘the rules’ of school hierarchy chilled out and we could talk like people. It’s a damn shame.…

The best part of the whole thing is him pointing out there is not one, but EIGHT LEVELS of magic your little ones cap tap into. This shit goes deeper than we thought, folks!

Simply take the bottom of your right foot and place it on the small of your back. Now take your left leg: throw it over the back of your neck like a scarf. And breeeaaaaath.

Oh dear. I’ve trodden in monsieur’s bucket.

This movie, man. This movie is emotional terrorism. Very fun, excellently directed and animated. If you are of a certain mindset about things like memory and identity, then when things start going sideways, it’s like constant stabs and jabs to your heart. It tore me up.

Fantastic observation. Good, good. Continue this good brain-work thing.

Hey, as a Caper, screw you.

Yes. The eyebrows and the jaw line and nose are perfect. I mean LOOK AT HIM.

Aye, aye, aye!