Despite their moaning about the stagnation and sameness of the games industry, they really do just want to make traditional games. And in the case of xbox, games for Bros. Big bloody gore and boob infested experiences.

Reeeeaaalllyyyy, thanks for the info!

Yeah something had to go very very very wrong for this much cocaine to go missing. There's some very unhappy, dead, or unhappy because they're dead, people out there.

How is she a parody of her gender? In fact how do you even know what her purpose is if you haven't played the game? Is "sexy" a parody of women? Hahahaha quick get rid of all the characters that could even be potentially considered sexually appealing to men. I'm amazed that your line of thinking could even exist. I…

All very true. They'll be alright. I want to see where this all goes.

You know what maybe you're right. Maybe clear to me just isn't clear enough. Nintendo have to say this is a new thing, but then they have to say this is why you should get it because that's the bigger problem I think. If people were looking into the wiiu and finding out for themselves it's a new console that's one…

I'm not really old or a major nintendo fan, but it genuinely makes me sad too. Nintendo aren't raising children anymore, they aren't introducing kids to games. Young kids(5-7) wanted the wii I think, it was simple for them to understand wii sports and easy for them to have fun, but it's not really getting you into…

Ahh really, is all that recent? Doesn't this ad kind of say that the wiiu is new hardware? "It's time to upgrade" implies new tech in every context. Focusing on the screen as the new thing would cause lots of confusion for a console with a wiifit board, and wiisports, but the ad doesn't really focus on the tablet…

What should nintendo be doing to get families and kids on board with the other next gen consoles and touch devices around?

Xbox and ps3 the official console of american white people confirmed.

oooooo you know what I have no idea what their advertising's been so far hahaha. I don't think it's a matter of establishing that it's a new wii, the wii's not so well supported right now that there is as much room for confusion, it's the matter of expressing why consumers should care. And with this they're saying,…

When your console is struggling you can't afford to alienate white people!!!!

They used upgrade to speak directly to people who own the wii. There's not as much room for misinterpretation, "it's the new one". It doesn't tell them everything, but it doesn't really have to.

So a scantily clad woman is a parody of women? Are there not women wearing even less than this at the beach? How is this a parody? And don't get in the fucking habit of comparing women to minorities. Women are not a minority and that's a pretty big difference because when you're 11 or 12% of the population, the…

Well you see it's because kotaku is working towards a beautiful Utopian future without that dirty sex stuff.

You compared a scantily clad woman to blackface. You should take a long rest and think about how and why you are so wrong and how disrespectful it is to people that are actually bothered by black face because of it's history.

There's no relationship between nudity and sexuality? You know that's not true. Or are you referring to her not being naked because of her sexuality within the world of metal gear solid? Not only do you have no way of knowing that, but she's a bunch of polygons, she wouldn't be able to choose for herself no matter…

Lmao I think that's what we call a victimless crime. Not sure who's being exploited or disrespected. It's really easy to be okay with sexuality when it's on your terms.

That's quite a positive way of looking at it.

Who knows, definitely time to draw things on it though.