He needs to be hired to work alongside Joe Buck. Do a shot whenever Joe says “Sir” incredulously. (Don’t. You will die)

Problem is he takes off plays, so there are going to be so many times when Tessitore wraps up the play call and gets hung out to dry when Moss sighs and mumbles something about not being no damn wing man. But when he’s on...man. Would be electric. 

In Trump’s America, somehow, Moss just doesn’t seem to be the white kind of guy for the job.

Moss and Romo in the box. That’s it. Just let these two gab at each other and it will be far better than anything Phil Simms or Joe Buck can do. Yea, I know Buck doesn’t really do football, but fuck him and his hair plugs anyways.

I like HamNo well enough, but my respect for him dipped a little when he revealed that he needed a class on these things and that he was not the instructor of said class.

I can’t believe this Taiwanese baseball league is just going to act like the First Amendment doesn’t apply to them.

The before picture looks like, “NBA 2K12 on the PS3", and the after is like “NBA 2K18 on the PS4 Pro”.

#MePew

This guy puts the douche in fiduciary. 

The guys in your league sound boorish and terrible. But on the aggregate, women do have lower cardiovascular performance than men under most circumstances (given same training level). Obviously a rec league is a different story because you run into such a huge range of fitness and ability levels. At the pointy end of…

Is this where we complain about never getting our full 500 Days of Kristin?

Gotta give him credit though, he destroyed his legacy in under 30 minutes.

Times its not appropriate to be shirtless

“Alan!”

I guess I’m one of the mythical “undecided voters,” in that I am undecided as to whether I will vote at all. There are surely more undecided voters like me than of the other type, those civic-minded numbskulls who populate televised town halls and Frank Luntz focus groups because they are positive they will vote, but…

I have a daughter the same age. If you like slow, world building, trippy (but not too trippy) kids cartoons, check out Sarah & Duck. It’s the cartoon I imagine Tim Burton would create if he wasn’t all goth. Perfect for a 2-year old in that it isn’t too fast/A.D.D. inducing and isn’t full of “sharing is good” or any…

I remember watching Clifford with my little brother and, even as a 16 year old, thinking that the production value was great. Good kids show, really. 

Said Rugrats alum is Kath Soucie, who you could not watch a cartoon in the ‘90s without hearing. Rugrats, Tiny Toons, Dexter’s Lab, 101 Dalmatians: The Series...

Huh, never realized Clifford was voiced by John Ritter. I also would rec Curious George and WordGirl. (Chris Parnell narrates; other regular/semi-regular voice actors include Maria Bamford, Tom Kenny, Patton Oswalt, and Cree Summer [of course].)