“Officer, how did you feel about arresting the Alabama QB for underage drinking after the title game last year?”

booooooooooo.

When he found out Super Mario RPG was an RPG?

Mallo P4P worst Super Mario RPG party member

+1 Geno Beam

+1 Frog Coin

Slow clap at this. Excellent obscure gaming references will always make me happy. (Also that was a surprisingly good game, as I recall)

“His corking isn’t so good.”

They probably liked the fact that RG3's knee isn’t even capable of bending.

“Would you like to see the empty eyes of a man who’s almost positive that he’s just fucked up, with nothing left for him to do about it?”

“I’m just saying, a guy who’s a little cerebral and calculating and likes to put lox on his bagels and has a grandmother in Palm Beach is a better fit in New York.”

The letter then goes on to assert that Cohen had “absolutely nothing” to do with the incident, which he doesn’t believe occurred.

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

We don’t call women “broads” anymore. Come on, man!

Jeez, if I knew AA had a baseball team I would’ve kept going to meetings.

Trying to get with cousins is always a disaster.

You mean 6'3 midget Deshaun Watson?

He also dementia’d his way through a segment about the Browns where he kept staring they needed a veteran quarterback, but couldn’t name a single candidate when asked.

With Linda around that won’t be the only thing up on Thursday, heyooooo!

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