Archaologists recently discovered the Aphrodite Bodycomb, believed to be used by Athenais the Seer:

Brickman House always was more careful and forward thinking than his brothers, Strawman and Stickman.

Personally, I think of the old west gambler and gunfighter, when I think of Cash Masters.

Is that Fogerty’s john?

She is too fabulous for that.

We can stuff them all inside a Dunkin Doughnuts.

We’ll have Curt Schilling trick Rhode Island into paying for it.

I can’t live without Elizabeth Warren though.

Please, let’s do that to keep them all in one place.

I’d imagine it will be green and have bleachers on top of it.

Most misused phrase in the English language

Thank you. I know it makes me pedantic as fuck, but seriously—why is this phrase so hard for folks to get right?

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With any hope we wont have to wait too long until his analysis of non-existent Baylor University.

This is not getting the love it deserves

What a good dog. Either of mine would have just taken a shit first and then stolen all the poles off the jumps and put them in a pile.

These guys and gals are something else.

Popular theory on why dad didn’t turn around to shoo the kids out of the room:

That fucking arm swing...I died.