To all the liberals who had the audacity to think that Hillary Clinton would have been just as bad as Trump. Fuck you very much.

Josh Brown may dispute his ex-wife Molly’s claim that he hit her, but I think, looking at the evidence, that her accusations are pretty solid. In fact I’d say they’re unsinkable.

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

For sure, I was a below average college football player but I could still go for four quarters against the best guys going 75% Even playing guard, the defense can’t run games or blitz so I would have a ton of center help. It wouldn’t be very pretty though. I would just play every snap like the tackle is going to bull…

Student loans gone in an afternoon? Sign me up. Just make me a db and I’ll embarrass myself for a few hours.

I’ll do matador blocks on ‘em. That’s where you shout “Ole!” and get out of the way at the last second.

I would play free safety. I would suck, but I would finish the game.

Pictured: Gar Foreman.

I would absolutely give my own lifeblood to have Missy Elliot and Janelle Monet write, direct and star in a cyberpunk hip-hip rock opera. Like, Shadowrun meets afrofuturism. Please god, please...

Missy is what Madonna wishes she was.

I recall doing software and scoreboards for “The Runningback Challenge” and other such games that I believe were part of the Pro Bowl - back in late 1990s...

I think I remember someone tore an ACL in beach volleyball and that was it.

Beach flag football is stupid dangerous.

I remember Jason Sehorn being really good “Superstars” on like ABC. Not sure if that’s what you’re thinking about.

Why can’t we have QB skills for linemen?

They did it until 2007, not like ancient history.

I think about that shit like every year! I liked the bench press contest.

NFL Quarterback Club, for Game Boy, is easily the best game ever made by LJN.

Pretty sure that’s MXC you’re thinking of.

Ether became a verb after Nas created a song called “Ether” that destroyed Jay-Z lyrically and physiologically. It is one of the best rap dis tracks ever made. So much so that “Ether” became part of the Hip Hop lexicon meaning destroying one’s credibility. An “attempted” ethering doesn’t count.