I’m at work for another three hours. Should I take even one more phone call?

Three assholes, plus an assortment of pussies and dicks? And that’s not even counting the required various lotions? Or the ball hygiene? Thanks for reminding me why I play with myself most of the time. But who am I kidding? Fuck golf.

Hmmm. I’m supposed to take a 13 year old girl to see it in a few hours.

I’d say he’s more of a Willow Smith lookalike, what with his hair whipping back and forth and all.

I remember Big Tigger best for being inexplicably featured in the first Fight Night boxing game from EA.

This is seriously the best porn movie name that has never been used.

Harmonica

Edit: solo by John Popper

Sad to hear this. But this is just the latest chapter in Juanita High's ongoing Football/Quidditch rivalry.

Russell Wilson heard that he had the opportunity to dance onstage with Flo Rida, but he decided to pass.

Sweet Spicy Chili, kthx.

I don't think we ever claimed that he was over the hill. When he was struggling earlier, we pointed it out as a thing that was happening and bumming us out. Now that he's playing better, we are happily pointing that out.

From Washington?!?! Bill Nye used to snoat ground coffee off the tail fin of a 747 with Joel McHale and The Boz back in the Almost Live days...

So it just looks like a Wes Anderson movie.

This is pretty abstract/obscure, but when I think of Peyton as an offensive coordinator I think of a scene in Band of Brothers involving Major Winters after being promoted from company commander. He's screaming at his incompetent successor while watching a battle disastrously unfold and starts charging in to replace…

As a Knicks and Mets fan, I'm ready for plastic bags.

Let me get yo' digletts.

Blue 42!