What are all the wiener desk jockeys supposed to do now?

Thanks for the info! I sometimes debate if I should pay more attention to international soccer, but I kind of like coming in as a novice and assessing things based solely on my observations. It’s like when my wife got me watching So You Think You Can Dance. I don’t need to know the specifics, but I can say, “Hey, that…

I’m not a soccer fan, but I do enjoy watching the World Cup. I caught the Colombia/Poland match yesterday, and I thought Colombia looked like they had some fine chaps. Are they frauds/not frauds? Are they non-factors? 

“Laughing” at the absurdity and complete lack of empathy by Lewandowski isn’t the same thing as being “funny”. Like, if you saw that and you went “*chuckle* Jesus Christ, I hate this guy”, that doesn’t mean it’s funny.

Not to be pedantic, but I think that was Weekly World News.

From that standpoint, you’re correct. However, based purely on the events themselves, the NFL draft is now just like the NFL itself: overstretched and bloated. We don’t need 4 friggin’ days of NFL draft; the league did that because they’ve been operating under the assumption that hunger for anything NFL is bottomless.…

Yeah, the old format of rounds 1-2 on Saturday was perfect. I know you get talent later in the draft, but usually they’re not guys your champing at the bit to hear about. 

I watch far more NFL than I do NBA - I’ll catch some regular season games for my team, then watch a ton of the playoffs - but it really would be hard for me to care less about the NFL draft now. It starts in goddamn prime-time now, so the first round gets over at like 11:30pm EST. You also get to watch a group of…

I’m a casual NBA fan, but I love the NBA draft. I used to be all about the NFL draft - settle in early on a Saturday, weave in and out throughout the day - but that’s so bloated now that I basically check live blogs to see who went where. Much like their sports, the NBA draft is faster and more self-aware. 

My kid always loves daycare, probably because she knows I’m going to be back at some point to get her.

Montgomery?

You equated publishing this guys phone number (which he can change) with ripping kids away from parents. Pot, meet kettle.

The problem is that it’s not wholly regional; it’s rural vs. metropolitan.

80 hours...two business weeks.

It’s not even from her! It’s her goddamn spokeswoman. This isn’t like announcing a travel itinerary!

It’s also somewhat for the ladies. When Cap came out of that tube in the first CA movie, my now-wife (and 3 other random women in my area of the theater) audibly went, “Damn.” I did too, but more like, “...aw, damn...”.

I think sometimes, that phrase (or variation) is used by men who might not have had context before. 

Oh well I heard LeBron was married to Tim and started fucking with Trina.

I have a 21 month old daughter, and seeing that post made me go in to triple-check that she’s still breathing. Absolutely devistating. I can’t even begin to understand how that feels.

I don’t know, man, it’s not that weird. He obviously supports his son’s work, and his run, but he doesn’t want to appear to be tipping the scales with his considerable weight (he kind of will be anyway, but he appears to want to let Levi run on his own). He’s like a billionaire who won’t give his kid money; yeah, that…