Tom — tax guy here. I’d need to see more detail on the financials, and I don’t do tax-exempts, like, ever, but I suspect that this may be a presentation issue the accountants for the Cardinals have decided on for some reason.

CPA here. (Full disclosure- also a Reds fan, and I hate the Cardinals). I know that the way this article is framed up makes it look really bad, but I want to call out a few points, because I really don’t think this is anything to get alarmed about.

Though, if you think about, the judge is not wrong. I mean, what the hell kind of jurisdiction does Minnesota have on a complaint that happened in New York?

Congrats! Honestly, I would ask to get out the grays, but I have a bad temper and sometimes I say mean things. Nobody needs to see me lose my shit XKCD style and call someone the offspring of a velociraptor’s cancerous grundle sweat.

If the rest of your comments are as good as this one... we the reader are FUCKED.

I’m owning up to it.

The pulchritude of that face must get on his nerves. It’s like he walked out of a Raphael painting—he’s just beautiful.

I dunno, I think what they said on Deadcast about the whole “tightening the budget” thing being bullshit is pretty true. They still pay Broussard, Stephen A. Smith, Bayless, and like 80 NFL guys to pretty much be useless. The firing of Simmons wasn’t really about his salary (it probably played a role) but about him…

He didn’t use his influence on the president. That’s kind of the point. The guy tried to get Geithner to abuse his connections and he didn’t, so he ran off crying to Gawker.

Wow, this public outing thing is really blowing up for Gawker. Hope Deadspin doesn’t get screwed too after providing such gems as the Manti Te’o saga.

They also considered instituting a ban on hitting women, but they didn't want to go overboard.

It’s a way of feeling they have power over them. It’s on the family tree of rape, not sex.

Cancer, and I’m not saying all cancer, some cancer is good people, but most cancer, is thieves and murderers.

It should also be noted that the NASCAR banquet he is boasting about keeping the deposit for is a cancer charity fundraiser.

I don’t watch any rallycross. I didn’t even know rallycross was a real thing. I do, however, see a guy named Hansen and make a terribly thought out and even more poorly executed joke about his name and the name of some boy band and some old song that I definitely don’t have on my iPod and still listen to all the time

Didnt look legal to me. He definitely mmmbopped the other driver on the way by.

This is especially weird when you consider how every day this man triumphantly wears a fresh piece of roadkill upon his head.