Ahh, "context." Because doing any of these things would be fine as long as other people in other locker rooms are doing them.

The purpose of the top sheet is to prevent your comforter/blankets from getting as dirty. Sleeping on top of it means your more-difficult-to-wash blankets need to be laundered. I'd rather wash the two thin sheets more often.

Seriously. I have even read the lists of ingredients on the back of various toiletries. Anything to occupy myself.

Honestly, I use my smartphone now, but I don't remember a time when I ever went poop without something to occupy myself while I did. Even as a little kid, our bathroom had an entire drawer full of books in it or you'd take in some sort of your own reading material while you poo'ed.

The pipe is just a straight Pyrex tube with smooth edges. The syringe exchange I work with orders their pipes from Canada because they are such good quality, but relatively inexpensive since again it's just a Pyrex tube. Included in the smoke kit are half a chopstick and a small ball of steel wool (chore boy). When we…

Never forgetsy.

Perhaps her sex drive is low with you because she's getting it from a guy who actually cares about pleasing her both in and out of the bedroom. You seem to have lost all respect for your wife and now only resent her. You act like you're doing her some sort of favor by remaining in the marriage, but it sounds like…

We've all had tit itch. I'll allow it.

A disgusting stench of misogyny, entitlement and desperately trying to justify being both a terrible lay and a cheater, is what this post is here.

And kinja isn't letting me edit my comment I meant that to say that I think your point is spot on but it just seems strange that she be required to sign a contract to say that it was a leaked sex tape and James Deen was not.

COUNTER

WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS, YOU GUYS.

OMG, I want that old Bronco!!! Time to start scouring Craig's List and make the hubs restore it for/ with me. Best thing about being married to a mechanic, he indulges my car love.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

I bet it's incredibly hard. Try x-country skiing as fast as humanly possible, then stopping and having to steady yourself enough to hit a target 100 m away with your heart threatening to burst out of your chest. Come to think of it, I'm guessing this is how Putin probably trains all of his Siberian death squads.

Holy hell.

"C'mon! The Olympics are an amazing, once-in-a-lifetime event."

"I can see them from my house!"

None of this is surprising. People who do business with puppy mills and sell living creatures for profit are miserable, awful people who do despicable things and treat animals like inventory. Thank god all the puppies made it out.

Wears Chevy shirt, drives a Lambo. Yup, deserved it.