You are brave to use your real name...but you are one of my favorite Jezebel commentators! You always have such a sane, level perspective.

I don't use handkerchiefs but my husband does, and I find it utterly charming. While I am often without a tissue when I need one, he always has a hankie at the ready for me. He always carries one on him. The sign of a true gentleman.

You're not making a mountain out of a molehill at all. Years ago there was a guy who would keep leaving notes under my door with his name and phone number (!). He eventually progressed to actually standing right outside my door, trying to peek in the peephole, for literally hours on end. My neighbor had to chase him…

"I can assure you not woman was scared for her life when a guy threatened her"

I've said this before, but it kills me how women catch shit for being "man-haters" who "live (our) lives in fear" if we show any suspicion of a complete stranger. But if we're actually attacked or assaulted, suddenly we're grilled about why we didn't take more precautions and "take responsibility for protecting…

Ugh, that's awful and I'm so sorry your boyfriend doesn't get your feelings on this.

Here you go: Sheep to Sweater competition

I dunno, (wo)man... I get dizzy every time I gotta switch from knit to purl. And don't even get me started on my special teams work of tucking the tails in... Things turn into a bloody mess right quick... It's such a confusing headache.

Oh my. I only read the Wiki page and I don't think I could handle it in the least. But you certainly satisfied my curiosity and it does sound like an intriguing mindfuck of a film! ;)

:( +1

In sixth grade we were required to do a project for the science fair. I was super into the occult at that time so my science partner and I decided to test the validity of the Ouija board I'd just bought with my birthday money.

The anniversary of my dad's death is coming up, and you asked for stories of "slight hauntings," so I think I'll share this story again:

I always sort by hauntedness on Zillow.

If I hear the word "retouching" one more time over the course of the next 48 hours... I swear to god...

I heard that was on the agenda, bit I missed it because I was late (on CPT, obviously).

In our last black peoples meeting we discussed kicking her out. It's a gonna be a fight but I'll keep on fighting cause I really hate that bitch....

Wait, you mean that the half-billion Indian guys who exist in the world are not all the same? That's just crazy talk.

I'm very sorry that you and the others who've posted have had negative experiences with Indian men in the past. On the other hand, as an Indian man, a feminist, and a regular reader of this site, this discussion makes me wince. Fact: there are shitty and not-so-shitty people out there from every culture and creed.…

Yeah this conversation isn't racist at all or anything. "Nothing to see here guys, just generalizing on an entire race of people"