each matchup features a team with historic success and the accompanying national popularity (Saints, Patriots, 49ers, Broncos)

Gotta go with Anton from No Country From Old Men

You sound very fancy.

OMG WRONG FORM OF THEIR!!!!

I.... TOTALLY understand and support your decision, there. Sounds like you dodged a bad speller/smeller.

I hate stressing about hookups, and yet I identify with way too many of these things. Just yesterday, I turned down a guy for spelling 'piqued' wrong.

Except she didn't. She was following all conditions set by her parole officer, the case is frivolous and without merit.

Before the idiots start in:

1) The First Amendment does not cover or protect harassment and threats.

I'm full of solutions!

#LifeHacks

Wearing a bikini bottom 3 sizes too big = instant bikini bridge.

Shut up. Canada was bitching this summer about the "heat wave" where temps were around 30C. That's like 85F-87F. I grew up in temps 40C and higher. If y'all can complain about the heat, we can complain about the cold. Don't be an asshole.

For the record, I am aware of when celsius and farenheit intersect! And, for the record, I found suggesting that people can go about in -20F weather wearing "a sweater jacket (???) and light gloves," to be irresponsible and unrealistic, however sarcastically you intended your comment to come across!

YES! THIS. I can't see any logical reason to drink lemon water with cayenne for three days or whatever the hell people try.

Your next article should be on how there is no science to prove that cleanses are healthy for you or "required" and actually a couple that show that you may be worse off after the cleanse. If you want to cleanse, eat some damn fruits and vegetables that are high in fiber and some lean protein.

Firefly

Doctor Who

Wait, so, some Russian hacker could hijack this? I'd leave the house with some chili in it, and come back and there'd be crap like swiss steak?

This is problematic on many levels. Many, many levels. Firstly, do we know if the fetus is viable? Severe oxygen deprivation does not only affect the mother. Also, who is paying for her medical care? I realize that this is a very crass question, but if the family/their insurance is expected to cover this, it could…