That's like the epitome of a faux-apology right there. Maybe it's the massive space nerd in me, who always wanted to be an astronaut and was really shaken up when the Columbia disaster happened when I was in high school - but this is just the grossest thing to me. "XO" isn't a song about "mortality" or whatever the…

Whenever I feel a wave of irrational hate coming over me, I pause for a moment, take a deep breath, and ask myself what Donald Trump is up to these days.

Man, I can't wait until we're done with Beyonce and are instead talking about how much we hate Gwyneth and Macklemore again.

This from ESPN:
"The Redskins were 24-40 under Shanahan, the worst record of any NFC East team during his regime and the same winning percentage as two of his predecessors, Steve Spurrier and Jim Zorn."

I'm glad to see you here today, Burt. You are a breath of fresh air.

Wow. It took balls to make these. Literally, because it appears there's a sperm in the last one.

Scar is way cuter in this version, but I miss Jeremy Irons.

They're loosely tied on the bottom just enough to ensure they don't fall off unless they shake them off and then I bribed them with treats to stay seated long enough to get some cute photos. It helps of you tired them out with a long walk.

Thanks, it's hard enough being a widow at a young age without the unnecessary bs other people throw at you (and getting junk mail from AARP and elder law attorneys at 40 doesn't scream "smart marketing tactics").

After clicking on the People article about Lisa Niemi (Patrick Swayze's widow), I am very happy for her that she is engaged.

Albert, I have six weeks left in my pregnancy. SIX DAMN WEEKS. You couldn't have waited six weeks to write this? Why must you torture me so?!

I got a confession Burneko. Don't mock me.

Funny how people are all for helping individuals, but against "massive systemic changes that might actually help large groups of people longterm." I think people like to know where their money is going and that none of it is being wasted by bureaucracy or going to someone they would deem unworthy. But why can't you…

Mine came off halfway through this sentence.

I was trying to think of the store Kanye would shop in which provides it customers with plastic bags, and couldn't think of one. (Kanye in Target? Um, no.) So you must be right - he's taking out the trash.

Mallard visage.

They have never heard of the phrase "Money can't buy you class".

I got... this calendar:

Note, Wenchette lives in Saskatchewan.