Is there any kind of private messaging or something with Kinja?

I was standing on a beach north of Aberdeen in August. It was sunny and snowing. I laughed my little Texas ass off, I loved it. I sure as fuck wasn't going to get near the surf. At all. I also always managed to find someone to hike with me, which I admittedly do not do at home even though I should.

Thank you again. I had done that google search, I just really thought I must be missing something. That local DMVs would offer classes and my google-fu was failing. I do really well in a classroom. The Bridgestone school looks like a wonderful excuse for a little vacation.

Thank you for this so much. I am a Texan and I carry most of that with me all the time. Breaking down in Texas can mess you up. Yes, Virginia, there are still places where cell phones will not help.

this cannot type ohh fuck laughing so hard

ugh level, leveL

Think you forgot the ice dancing. Or will that be on CNBC.

Uh huh, riiiiight. I'm entranced, please tell me more.

O_o I think maybe your aunt just helped me be proud to be an American?

If I have any hope in hell of remembering a tough, random-esque password, I have to choose to type it in over and over again.

Oh. Absolutely :D

Don't quit your day job. Don't let your pretty Auburn girlfriend go. Start saving up money so you can gift your entire offensive line appropriately. Hire a handler.

LOVE.

If she is pissed he is lying about it yes, I get. Maybe there is a lot more wrong with their sex life and masturbating somehow triggers a fight. Still though, O_o fucking really?

Thank you. I am going to rewatch that later. I was already gnashing my teeth when I hit the link and I started frothing at the mouth about 2 minutes in.

Thankfully 'all due respect' isn't even going to require enough effort to burn a calorie.

OH yesssss, there is also this. It is lovely. I started using it when I was learning needlepoint.

HUG, zomfg just hug cause I cannot possibly find the appropriate gif right now. Yes ugh, and random hug from an internet stranger if that's okay with you.

Oh my god, okay but here's the warning. I have a very good friend in the UK, an actor and writer, and we both love horror movies. Love. Them. All kinds of horror. This movie is disturbing. In that oh my god what horrible, vile creatures humans are. It was devastating to both of us. I think it may actually be a…

OH GOD THAT MOVIE OH FUCK