Heh. Children that age are so cute, I think they can pretty much get away with anything.

I’d forgotten that photo. Now I see why Kaley Cuoco’s incompetent stylist thought this was a good idea:

Honestly, I have never ranted at anyone about my vegan lifestyle, but man, have I had several people who have found out that I was... they just become so fucking overworked, angry, aggressive, and defensive about their meat eating. I’m with you on this, the polite people of the world don’t make a big noisy statement…

I mean, it’s the least we can do if we’re going to outlaw abortions and provide little to no support for pregnant women and mothers of small children. Seriously. This is actually the LEAST we can do. But it’s a mile better than babies being left in dumpsters.

Didn’t take long for the “All vegans are annoying, pushy, self righteous jerks” crowd to show up in the comments. For what it’s worth, no, all vegans are not those things. I’ve met a small handful who were and I’ve met PLENTY of vegans. Now omnivores who can’t stop themselves making snide comments when they discover…

Short answer: views. Longer answer: revenue from views.

Can someone explain why everyone thinks Kanye “nailed” his Met Gala look? I keep seeing Kim and Kanye on the best dressed list and his outfit looks like what a 90s Billy Ray Cyrus would wear to the Met Gala.

“I watched as fear invaded my father’s eyes—this man who was never afraid of anything. I heard his voice tremble as he stood in the living room and said, ‘I don’t know where I am,”

No worries.

There’s back story as far as Truehope is concerned.

I live near Harvard, have a small child and they have a fucking MUMPS outbreak right now. MUMPS. I am thankful for vaccinations.

There are many stories I hoped would be covered on Jezebel. But yet here is another pointless Kardashian piece.

To continue a conversation begun, last night (anyone?).

Hahaha my mom’s friend had a story about giving herself a “facial” before her prom using Bonnie Belle or Sea & Ski products (forget which) and she accidentally gave herself a scab mustache and goatee, a Van Dyke if you will, by abrading her skin so badly. One of those oh gawd NO! stories that you laugh at anyway.…

It always seems to come back around to my sex tape. Yes, a sex tape that was made 13 years ago. 13 YEARS AGO. Literally that lonnng ago. And people still want to talk about it?!?!

The takeaway from this should not be, oh hey, when you get your mani-pedi, be sure to give the wage slave who does it a couple of extra bucks that her boss might not steal.