My former boss told me once that he could hear someone breaking into his truck from inside his house. He said he stood outside, pumped his shotgun, and watched the person run away. He said with a shotgun that was all he imagined he would ever need to do to “defend his domicile”.

Banned! I remember a kid named Alex slowly savoring the loud Velcro opening of his Trapper Keeper in fifth grade. The classroom would be silent and then “vvvrrrrrrrrrrr”, just a matter of moments before our teacher would lose her cool. I think ours were banned the year after!

I hate that I have invested thousands and 15 years into my incorporated business and have a fucking MLM rep tell me that they “run a woman-owned small business, too!”. No. No you fucking do not. Ugh. Lots of times even the reps don’t realize they are 100% being used as consumers and pawns in these schemes.

I have a few childhood friend’s wives and husband’s cousins ( I don’t think my actual friends) who wear these fugly outfits. I have seen them get really fucking excited over limited addition print leggings. It’s super bizarre to me that they don’t immediately recognize that these are the exact same matching outfit…

This! I have taught everyone in the family to do a simple needle and thread job. We even patch stuff we are donating so that it doesn’t end up tossed out by sorters. It is also incredibly inexpensive to have small things like zippers, etc. fixed by a place that offers alterations.

Wow- so the link from Marie Claire in this article is... something. I just had to make a note here of the fact that they noted Boudoir Photography as being skeevy bc a woman is being photographed by a MAN before her wedding. The bizarre chaste tones are one thing, but the fact that the magazine doesn’t acknowledge the…

“Photographer” is almost an unnecessarily formal term—there is one, but this particular kind of photograph is absorbed into a history of family snapshots, relished not for the photographer’s artistry or formal construction but rather because they capture an element of feeling that only family members can actually see.”

Kanye is always so hyper defensive, how did he not see that condescending hand on the shoulder and the “take care of yourself” as Trump both laughing at and snubbing him. Of course, if Kanye is constantly going on and off his meds, I can’t imagine him being able to ever see clearly. I feel terrible and strange after a…

Thank you. As the parent of someone who is blind in one eye I am thoroughly disgusted by these people and the hundreds who starred the comments.

You become a droog.

A Georgian family ( the nation, not the state) moved into our building on our floor and our two young families became close via the friendship of our respective 4 year old sons. I worked from home and the father of the Georgian family was a cardiologist in Europe and was studying to be a doctor here. He and I dropped…

Super agree with you on this. My Mom- in-law took everything out on Dad-in-law’s mistress, “she’s a whore, homewrecker, terrible mother, horrible human...”, but was so willing to forgive and forget with her husband that she more or less infantilized his behavior as a silly mistake. Like, she never got pissed. So weird.

Yeah, I always assumed Carrie came from middle America and didn’t speak to her parents. Which I notice as I am typing us just a projection of myself. Weird.

LIZ LEMON! Exactly. I have always thought this!

My cousin didn’t even have the mental faculties to truly understand the gravity of his decision to try heroin when he was 15. Yes, there are people who try heroin and think they won’t get addicted. He wasn’t out of fucks to give, he went on to get his masters and was an addict for 16 years. He gave a fuck. Then he…

I promise you that expecting a heroin addict to “get their shit together” is not how the world works. You understand that everytime someone shoots up they are understanding that it could kill them and that the drug overrides that self preservation impulse, right? I agree that the parenting is the shittiest of all…

It is sad. Maybe the cop should start taking pictures of republicans voting against accessible rehabilitation instead. This “pull yourself up by your own boot straps” mentality that America has towards the lower classes is the real shame.

Yeah, I guess my cousin with a Master’s degree “decided to overdose and die”. Geeze, make better “choices” people! Easy peasy!

THIS. It’s the constant theme of cops being judge and jury in this nation that’s the problem. If a jury elected that these folks have to wear a sandwich board that says “I am a shitty grandparent and do heroin around children” in front of a busy street for 9 hours, they would have at least had the filters of reasoning…

Like, where is this person getting their info anyway? I get that an epi-pen costs to attain, but in a 911 situation, you get your epi shot or narcan without hesitations. This would be like me complaining that my asthma inhalers cost so much each month but poor kids get their vaccines for free. IT IS NOT ANALOGOUS.