I have literally googled “Ramona weird eye look” before. I was surprised there wasn’t a blog devoted to it.

Or it looks like me in the dressing room of Target after putting on shapewear. Just that glaze-eyed 1000 yard stare...

You really don’t think ACTUAL fashion design doesn’t involve math and science? Great fashion design is very involved in the technology and development of materials and intricate math.

I’m dead.

Beat me to it! Soon Khloe will be a fitness expert.

My Dad GEEKS OUT over TSO at Christmas time.

Shea Moisture bars are amazing. They are huge. I cut mine into thirds.

I love Hask conditioners right now!

I came here to brag about Shea Moisture!!!! I almost have a complete collection of the varieties. I cut them into thirds. One for shower, one for kids’ shower, one for later. They all smell so good and are such a good value.

I literally read this comment of yours yesterday and am watching the show right now and had to come back to comment. Holy shit, you are so right on. My heart was beating so fast for Theresa because I was having some serious throwback feelings from my Mom. Jacqueline planned to do this to her. It was super obvious…

You also don’t have to grasp your pearls over what is hardly a one-liner with bite. I know plenty of people who don’t take their beliefs so seriously that they can’t tell the difference between a kind hearted joke and an attack. I was a Wiccan in high School, chill the fuck out.

You don’t say. I know plenty of Wiccans. They don’t take themselves as seriously as anyone who would get offended by my very tongue in cheek joke, though. Maybe they all have tried some humor spell that works.

He only wants to sell wands to REAL wizards who use REAL magic, you guys.

I feel like at one point in her life someone told her a common but often believed lie in fashion: “You’re tall and skinny, you look good in ANYTHING.”, and she believed it. Lucky for me, I topped out at 5'3" so I was never subjected to these LIES.

I feel like it’s happening occurred in September 1995. That was the last time it worked on me, at least.

I mean, I guess that’s better than meeting a famous heartthrob and they are super sleazy and pull out coke after the first 30 seconds? Right?

NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS ON A TRAIN PLATFORM.

I will take ANY music over the morons who try to dance on the effing platform.

I mean, I don’t want to have a psychotropic pissing contest, but I only needed shrooms for that.

If you play it backwards it says “I’m coming for you, Kim”.