Thanks as always, it would be an empty SNS without you and your beautiful friends. I love Roulette! She looks like an Edward Gorey illustration. Hang in there and reach out here whenever you need.

and god DAMN did they hurt. Even when they were free!

You have a kindred spirit. Her musical chops are undeniably strong, and people with musical tastes that I really agree with and respect, just love her, so I’ve tried, and I can’t.

It’s the first one I’ve read here today (catching up from a few days) that didn’t have any proofreading errors.

That makes perfect sense because I was thinking, as a housekeeper I hate everything about this, and most of my most obnoxious homes are from that era.

How funny, this actually addresses a half-serious post I just made to you. I guess my imagination was running away with me.

I pictured something like fashion houses making tone-deaf donations of scrap fur to homeless or relief efforts to show how cozy and helpful it can be, to justify its frivolous use in their creations.

I hear you. Even my go-getterest, big-degree-and-career-havingest friend has become a climate nihilist, and lately they’ve been all “why”

Stouffer’s mac and cheese is vastly superior heated in the oven. The brown edges are more reliable and consistent.

The women who work in my dentist’s office call her “Doctor,” as in “Doctor will be right with you, she’s finishing up with another patient.” Just Doctor. I don’t like it (or her, or her office for that matter, damn).

This is what I want the second the temp here in south TX drops below 70. The 98% humidity makes 60s feel like the deepest dampest sepulcher. I did just order a “full”-length lightweight puffer from uniqlo, but it’s NOT LONG ENOUGH.

Oh Kender, what a sweet sleeping beauty. Do you cry every time she holds your finger, because I would. Thank you so much for sharing! I love every new Jez babe.

My mom did a Viking River Cruise in Portugal and just loved it. So much that she barely told me about it, I think she was worried about making me feel bad! I heard lots from her husband and friends and it sounded wonderful. 

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

I offhandedly said as I was leaving my volunteer job, “off to get my flu shot, see you next week” and got a long, fulminating earful about my certain doom from my wildlife rescue volunteer boss as she was pouring medicine down a bird’s throat. I just stared and said “ok, see you next week,” and thought about the…

Because with a couple of exceptions, the writers on Jez don’t read the comments on their posts. So they don’t see that EVERY time it’s used as a source, there are multiple pleas to not cite let alone *link* the Daily Mail anymore, even in the Dirt Bag.

I thought I was just high like Magary

I would be so mad. It doesn’t happen much, but the rare times I get vocally mad at my husband, it’s because he’s spoken for “us” in some way that puts *me* out.

Love like yours and Ollie’s makes the world go round, sweet Maya, and worth everything it takes to preserve. I wish you could appoint some of us your troll guards for a while so we could lay into them while you heal! For every nosy troll there are so many more genuine loving vibes coming your way, sorry you even have…

Oh bless and thank you, I saw an ad for this show on TV and the Eddie Murphy skit is the first thing I thought of.